Because today is a day to celebrate our planet and we all need a laugh… we would share some Earth Day jokes and get the kids involved. I got the ball rolling with this one…
-Why are people tired on Earth Day? They just finished a March.
My boys who are 8 and 3 wanted to tell some joke as well…
We then got these texted in…
Kelly-“Why did the leaf go to the doctor?…. He was feeling green.“
Kris-“Years ago, when my brother was 5, he called Rick Smith (the Rick Smith) and asked him on air what a bird could do that he couldn’t. The very stern Rick asked “fly”? And my brother said no, a bird can whistle through his pecker! Rick went silent!”
Cassandra-“What did the ground say to the earth? You crack me up”
Bobbi-“What kind of shorts to clouds wear? — Thunderwear!”
Denis-“How can you tell the ocean is friendly, because it waves”
Ashley-“How do trees get on the internet…. they log in”
Barry-“If earth were a body part , what might it be ? The head , because it’s so far away from Uranus”
Mary called in with a good one…
